How a cheap Chinese mug can change your life (for real)

The pinnacle of modern engineering has yielded a product that will change your life, as it has mine, for the rest of time.

Imagine a world where you never have to wait your turn to use the office spoon again. A world where you put you coffee and water into a cup and it’s all ready to go at the press of a button. A world where you don’t have encumber yourself by using a spoon to mix your coffee and milk and sugar together.

Now stop imagining flying cars and the year 3000 because I’m here to tell you; the future is now.

Introducing the Self-Stirring Mug.

Chinese manufacturing has given birth to a product that will make you the envy of your all co-workers. A product that, as its Amazon page lists under its features, “displays the words ‘SELF STIRRING MUG’ on the front” so that you can immediately differentiate yourself for the rest of the spoon-using plebeians.

Yes, some will say that spoons are not really obsolete since you need to use one to get your ingredients into the mug in the first place. Those people are jealous. What they really want to say is that they aspire to be you; that they want to live the life of comfort and joy that you now know.

Made of stainless steel and plastic, this Tk 750 mug can be powered by the Tk 30 Sunlight batteries found at your local store.

The question is not whether you want this product — the only reason you wouldn’t is if you’re a mug. The question it’s whether you’re willing to step into the future and leave behind the world you knew growing up.

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